Genius Bars better than regular bars?

It looks like an Apple store is not only the best place to find Fidel or myself, but also the best place to find a guy in general. If you feel as though I’m randomly stating that, you couldn’t be more wrong. Visit Cosmo for the irrefutable evidence. Not only is the Apple store on the list, but it’s the first destination listed. In before the page break. Being cemented in Arial when the Eiffel Tower, strip clubs, and other romantic hotspots are nowhere to be seen.
Sorry guys, it doesn’t say where to find women. So I guess your best bet is to just iron your church clothes and check out the new Macbook Air.